I Don't Know What This Guy Is Saying, But It's Probably Something Like "There's Plenty Of TP For Your Precious Butthole, Stop Hording It Dumbasses!"
Just When You Thought Things Couldn't Get More Surreal, My I Present Arnold Schwarzenegger Feeding Mini Horses In His Kitchen While Stressing For Peeps To Stay Home.
Need An Escape From The Hard World? The KILO AM Show Invites You To Watch A Raccoon Eat A Cat And Choke Out A Dog, It's Adorable.
Here's Your Weekend Drinking Game! Do A Shot Of Hand Sanitizer Every Time A Government Official Tells You Not To Touch Your Face, And One Each Time They Touch Their Face. Fun.
Hand Shake? Not Any More! High Five? Hell No! Fist Bump? Please... Everyone's Doing The WuFlu Shake!!
I Don't Know What's Most Troubling: The Fact The Chinese Government Has To Get Violent To Contain Wu-Flu Patients Or The Fact China Has Been Growing Violent Giants!!!!???
