Did You Hear The One About The Failed Invasion To Topple An Evil Dictator? No, Not The Bay Of Pigs Thing From Long Ago... The One In Venezuela Over The Weekend! Why Is This Not A Story?
Isn't There Something In The Bible About How We're Close To The End When Monkeys On Tiny Motorcycles Are Stealing Babies? I'm Pretty Sure It's In There.
Alien Ships Gather Over The Pyramids In Egypt!! Oh Wait... Just More Of Elan Musk's Space Junk... Carry On.
How Board Are You? Why Not Try To Beat The Record For The Number Of Wet Sponges Bounced Off Your Face In 30 Seconds Record? You Don't Want To Be On That Conference Call Anyway.
Here's The Videos From '04 & 2015 Of Fighter Jets Locking Onto UFO's. The D.O.D. Announcing Today They Are Real.
