Proof There Is Still Some Humanity In This Sick Sad Little World, KILO's AM Show Gives You "A Man And Donkey Reunited".
It's Getting Chippy Out There. Polite Guy Holds Door For Guy Who Doesn't Say "Thanks", Polite Guy Then Politely Gives Him A Beating. Sooooo 2020.
Did You Hear The One About The Failed Invasion To Topple An Evil Dictator? No, Not The Bay Of Pigs Thing From Long Ago... The One In Venezuela Over The Weekend! Why Is This Not A Story?
Isn't There Something In The Bible About How We're Close To The End When Monkeys On Tiny Motorcycles Are Stealing Babies? I'm Pretty Sure It's In There.
Alien Ships Gather Over The Pyramids In Egypt!! Oh Wait... Just More Of Elan Musk's Space Junk... Carry On.
