Remember That One Time Van Halen Rocked Out At A Dinosaur Park And David Lee Roth Dry Humped A Brontosaurus? Yeah, Neither Do We, But Here's Proof It Happened.
Proof KILO's Freak News Is True: Sex Toy Drone Drops Into Mayor Candidate's Rally! This Is Our Kinda Politics!!
Good News! Fort Carson Soldiers Make The USA Today!! Bad News... Cuz They Run Screaming From A Raccoon!
It's Official, Dave Ellefson Has Been Booted From Megadeth. KILO's AM Show Can't Confirm This Is The Video That Caused The Break, But Our Sources Think This Is Legit. WARNING, YOU CAN'T UNSEE THIS!!
