From KILO's Freak News... Proof Animals F'n Hate X-Mas. Or Maybe The Grizzly Is Just Really Really Hungry.
Tool Drummer Danny Carey Gets Arrested In KC... Probably Because He Murdered It The Day Before At A College Basketball Game.
Wish We'd Seen This Before The Av's Hit The Ice Against Philly Last Night... The K9 Predicted The 7-5 Win!!