If You've Ever Thought "Wonder What It Would Be Like If, Instead Of A Creepy Pop Star, Michael Jackson Was An MMA Fighter?". Today Is Your Lucky Day!
Here's The Big Story From Today's Edition Of KILO's Freak News... Florida's Felonious Glitter Bomb Girls!!
God Hates This Guy... He Survives A Plane Crash Only To Almost Get Hit By A Train!! Only This Cop Says "Not Today!!"
Sadly, Heaven Sure Has Gotten Funnier This Past Year. The Late Bob Saget Speaks About The Loss Of Norm MacDonald.