The Rock Station 94.3 KILO along with Pikes Peak International Raceway are doing our best to bring the heat this summer! 94 Daze Of Summer is back and that means your chance at a $943 prize. Rock with KILO Monday – Friday on the KILO Morning Show as Ross Ford adds a 94 Daze Of Summer Prize to the prize list. Then listen for the 94 Daze Of Summer cue-to-call and get qualified to score cold hard cash, or use it towards one of our suggested prizes, during one of the three 94 Daze Of Summer giveaways taking place each month at Notes Eatery.
Congrats to our 94 Daze Winners, KILO Rockers Allen & Gannon!!!
Third and FINAL giveaway takes place Saturday, August 31st from 1-3p. Must be present and checked in NO LATER THAN 2:15P at Notes Eatery in order to win.
94 Daze Of Summer brought to you by Pikes Peak International Raceway, Flow Right, Plumbing, Heating, Cooling, & Electric, Pikes Peak Harley Davidson, Notes Eatery, Performance Driven Workforce, Buzzed Crow Bistro, Rookies Taphouse & Eatery, and The Rock Station 94.3 KILO.
94 Daze Of Summer Prize List
SPONSORS PRIZES:
PIKES PEAK INTERNATIONAL RACEWAY – “HANDS OFF MY LAMBO”: PPIR SUPERCAR EXPERIENCE FOR 2, RACE AROUND THE TRACK IN A SUPERCAR OF YOUR CHOICE… PICK FROM LAMBOS, FERRARIS, PORSCHES, AND MORE… JUST DON’T SCRATCH IT.
PIKES PEAK HARLEY DAVIDSON – “HOG REPAIR”: IS YOUR HOG LEAKY, SLUGGISH, AND UNHOG LIKE? HELP THAT HOG WITH $943 IN PARTS AND LABOR.
FLOW RIGHT PLUMBING, HEATING, COOLING, & ELECTRIC – “LOVE THY BUTT”: PAMPER YOUR POOPER WITH A SMART TOILET WITH A BIDET AND HEATED SEAT. YOU’LL HAVE THE HAPPIEST ASS IN COLORADO. (WOODBRIDGE B09960S 1.28 GPF SMART TOILET)
NOTES EATERY/BOURBON BROTHERS – “BOURBON BARRON”: A NIGHT FOR YOU AND 10 OF YOUR FRIENDS IN THE PRIVATE “BOURBON ROOM” FOR A NIGHT OF FOOD AND DRINKS.
PERFORMANCE DRIVEN WORKFORCE – “HOW’S THAT HANDLE?”: A JEEP TO TEST DRIVE… NOT A REAL, FULL SIZED JEEP, AN RLAARLO MK-07 1/7TH SCALE RC JEEP.
WEEK #1 HALL OF FAME:
MONDAY, 6.3 “SCRATCH IT LIKE YOU’RE COURTNEY LOVE”: TURN YOUR CASH INTO MILLIONS?? THOUSANDS?? OR NOTHING. $943 IN COLORADO LOTTO SCRATCHERS.
TUESDAY, 6.3 “VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER”: ONE OF THE FEW RESPONSIBLE SUGGESTIONS… $943 TOWARDS RENT/MORTRGAGE… SO YOU DON’T END UP LIVING IN A VAN… DOWN BY THE RIVER.
WEDNESDAY, 6.4 “I’VE GOT GAS”: EVERYONE NEEDS GAS. EVERYONE HAS GAS. $943 GAS CARD FOR YOUR CAR AND A BOTTLE OF BEANO FOR YOUR BUTT.
THURSDAY, 6.5 “THE SLEEVE”: PUT SOME COLOR INTO YOUR LIFE… A LOT OF COLOR… $943 IN TATTOOING PLUS A BOTTLE OF ADVIL.
FRIDAY, 6.8 “THE HOMER”: LIVE YOUR BEST LIFE WITH AN UNLIMITED SUPPLY OF THE BEST 2 THINGS ON EARTH… BEER AND DONUTS. KEGERATOR AND DONUT MAKING MACHINE. (VEVOR 4 ROWS ELECTRIC DONUT WAFFLE MAKER, ARCTIC KING SINGLE TAP KEGERATOR, 4.9 CUBIC FEET)
WEEK #2 NEW TECH GIZMOS:
MONDAY, 6.10 “I SMOKE MEAT WHEREVER I WANT TO SMOKE MEAT!”: IT’S THE LATEST IN MEAT SMOKING TECH… LAUNCHED THIS YEAR AT THE C.E.S… IT’S THE NEW GE INDOOR KITCHEN SMOKER!
TUESDAY, 6.11 “I JUST SAW URANUS AND THE 7TH PLANET FROM THE SUN”: STARE INTO THE STARS, OR YOUR NEIGHBORS BEDROOM, WITH THE CELESTRON STARSENCE EXPLORER 8 INCH DOBSONIAN SMARTPHONE ENABLED TELESCOPE.
WEDNESDAY, 6.12 “BY LAND OR BY SEA”: TAKE ON YOUR NEW FAVORITE TERRAIN IN STYLE. PICK LAND FOR A NEW E-BIKE OR SEA FOR YOUR NEW KAYAK. (PUCKIPUPPY 1000 WATT 26 INCH ADULT E-BIKE/PERCEPTION TRIBE 13.5 FOOT SIT ON TOP 2 PERSON KAYAK)
THURSDAY, 6.13 “NEVER HEARD OF A PODCAST BEFORE, SOUNDS FUN!”: BE THE FIRST ON YOUR BLOCK TO JUMP INTO THIS UNKNOWN WORLD THE KIDS CALL “PODCASTING”. JUST HIT RECORD AND TALK… IT’S THAT EASY! (ZOOM PODTRACK P4 PORTABLE MULTITRACK PODCAST RECORDER W/ MICS, HEADPHONES, PLUS A LENOVO15.6 LAPTOP 16 GB RAM 1 TB SSD)
FRIDAY, 6.14 “HOT TUB TIME MACHINE”: INFLATABLE HOT TUB AND MONSTER ENERGY… COMBINE THE 2, IF YOU DARE, AND MAYBE GO BACK IN TIME AND FIX YOUR BROKEN LIFE. (BESTWAY SALUSPA HAWAII AIR JET INFLATABLE HOT TUB AND 150 CANS OF MONSTER ENERGY)
WEEK #3 COLORADO ADVENTURES #1:
MONDAY, 6.17 “THE NEXT KACZYNSKI”: A WEEKEND STAY IN A SMALL AIR BNB CABIN IN THE WOODS TO WORK ON MANIFESTO AND IF IT’S CRAZY ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT GET TED’S OLD ROOM AT SUPERMAX FOREVER!!!
TUESDAY, 6.18 “A TURKEY KILLED MY FAMILY”: TIME TO GET REVENGE ON THAT BASTARD THAT TOOK YOUR LOVED ONES AND MADE THANKSGIVING UNCOMFORTABLE…IT’S A TURKEY HUNT! SWEET REVENGE. (THIS IS A DIY HUNT ON A PRIVATE COLORADO RANCH AND DOES NOT COVER TRAVEL, LODGING, FOOD, OR GUNS AND AMMO.)
WEDNESDAY, 6.19 “GET LOST”: HEAD INTO THE WILD LIKE THAT FAMOUS HIKER, CHRIS MCCANDELESS! ON SECOND THOUGHT, LET’S GET YOU BACK ALIVE! DISAPPEAR INTO THE COLORADO WOODS IN STYLE WITH ALL THE GEAR YOU NEED. NEW BACKPACK, TENT, SLEEPING BAG, BED ROLL, STOVE, WATER FILTER, AND SOME FREEZE DRIED FOOD. (OSPREY 65L BACKPACK, MARMOT CRANE CREED 3 PERSON TENT, KELTY COSMIC 20 MUMMY BAG, THEM A REST PAD, JETBOIL STOVE, MSP MINIWORKS BACKCOUNTRY H20 FILTER.)
THURSDAY, 6.20 “THE HAPPY GILMORE OR THE HARRY AND LLOYD”: PICK YOUR TRIP AND CELEBRATE A GREAT COMEDY. EITHER A TRIP TO THE SAN LUIS VALLEY TO HANG WITH THE GATOR THAT TOOK CHUBBS’ HAND OR A WEEKEND AT THE STANLEY HOTEL IN ESTES PARK WHERE THEY FILMED “DUMB & DUMBER”.
FRIDAY, 6.21 “DO IT FOR THE KIDS”: CANNI-BUS TOUR IN DENVER. 3.5 HOUR TOUR OF DENVER’S GREENS FOR YOU AND 4 FRIENDS, PLUS $500 LEFTOVER FOR SCOOBY SNACKS. AND YOU CAN FEEL GOOD KNOWING YOUR SPENDING IS HELPING TO ELEVATE THE EDUCATION OF COLORADO CHILDREN.
WEEK #4 MAKE YOURSELF GOODER:
MONDAY, 6.24 “JUST BECAUSE I’M A FRENCH COOK, DOESN’T MEAN I’M AN A-HOLE”: UPGRADE YOUR COOKING GAME WITH SOME SELECT COOKING CLASSES. CHOOSE 4 DIFFERENT CLASSES FROM OVER 20 DIFFERENT STYLES FROM DESSERTS TO A CLASS ALL ABOUT BACON.
TUESDAY, 6.26 “YOU’RE LOOKING SWOLE LATELY”: HANZ AND FRANZ THINK YOU’RE A GIRLY MAN? PROVE ‘EM WRONG WITH A 1 YEAR GYM MEMBERSHIP AND 32LBS OF PROTEIN POWDER. (GYM MEMBERSHIP BASED ON A $50/MONTH, FOR 12 MONTHS, AND ANIMAL WHEY PROTEIN POWDER, (8) 4LB TUBS.)
WEDNESDAY, 6.26 “JUST BECAUSE I SPEAK FRENCH, DOESN’T MEAN I’M AN A-HOLE”: A LIFETIME SUBSCRIPTION TO ROSETTA STONE. PICK AND CHOOSE FROM 25 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES AND BECOME FLUENT IN WHATEVER YOU FANCY. FOR EXAMPLE: “JE SUIS STUPIDE”, “SOY ESTUPIDA”, OR “ICH BIN DOOF”.
THURSDAY, 6.27 “AQUAMAN MOVIES SUCK, BEING AQUAMAN DOESN’T”: LEARN TO SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND DOLPHINS AND THE WHALES. A COMPLETE OPEN WATER COURSE WHICH WILL GET YOU FULLY DIVER CERTIFIED.
FRIDAY 6.28 “FINALLY SOMEONE REALLY LOVES YOU”: MAYBE YOU’RE A LITTLE DIFFICULT AND FINDING THAT SPECIAL PARTNER HASN’T WORKED OUT YET. DON’T WORRY, NO ONE CAN SCREW UP THE LOVE YOU GET FROM SHELTER ANIMAL!! IT’S PET ADOPTION FROM HSPPR.ORG.
WEEK #5 GAME ON:
MONDAY 7.1 “NFL SUPER FAN”: EVERY NFL REGULAR SEASON GAME OF EVERY NFL TEAM… 1 YEAR SUBSCRIPTION OF THE NFL TICKET ON YOUTUBE, A JERSEY OF YOUR FAVORITE TEAM, AND A NEW 65 INCH HDTV.
TUESDAY 7.2 “DON’T FORGET TO PUT HOLES IN YOUR BAG”: CELEBRATE THE MEDIOCRITY THAT IS ROCKIES BASEBALL! 4 MIDFIELD TICKETS TO A HOME GAME, CASH FOR DOGS AND BEER, AND 4 BAGS TO COVER YOUR HEAD SO YOU CAN DENY YOU WERE EVER THERE.
WEDNESDAY 7.3 “LET’S GO, WHOEVER OUR QUARTERBACK IS, LET’S GO!!”: 2 TICKETS TO A BRONCOS HOME GAME AND 2 JERSEYS OF THE NEW STARTING QUARTERBACK… WHOEVER THAT MIGHT BE.
THURSDAY 7.4 “I LIKE MY BALLS TO BE LOCAL”: 4 TICKETS TO A SWITCHBACKS GAME WITH SEATS IN THE PHIL LONG CLUB AND A BOX AT A VIBES GAME, SEATING UP TO 20 OF YOUR FRIENDS.
FRIDAY 7.5 “I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN THE COUNSEL WARS”: IMAGINE PLAYING ANY GAME THAT COMES OUT AND NOT HAVING TO DEFEND YOUR CHOICE OF SYSTEM YOU OWN TO OVERHYPED FANBOYS… THAT’S YOUR WORLD WHEN YOU GET BOTH A PS5 AND XBOX SERIES X.
WEEK #6 THE WEEK OF THE WET, ALL LIQUIDS, ALL WEEK:
MONDAY 7.8 “BEER IS GOOD AND STUFF”: SIXTY ONE 18-PACKS OF ICE COLD PBR. THAT’S 3 BEERS FOR EACH DAY FOR A YEAR, 1,098 CANS, 13,176 OUNCES, 102.9 GALLONS, AND 120,780 CALORIES.
TUESDAY 7.9 “I JUST DON’T LIKE FRICTION”: 55 GALLON DRUM OF WHITE INDUSTRIAL PETROLEUM JELLY! IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES… PREVENT CHAFING, EXFOLIATE LIPS, SOOTH A SCAB, REMOVE MAKEUP, AND MORE… FOREVER.
WEDNESDAY 7.10 “YOU SMELL LIKE ROBERT DOWNING JR CIRCA 1998”: A 12 MONTH MEMBERSHIP TO THE WHISKEY OF THE MONTH CLUB. YOU’LL GET ONE FULL SIZED BOTTLE OF CURATED WHISKEY FROM UPCOMING AWARD WINNING PRODUCERS FROM AROUND THE COUNTRY SENT TO YOUR HOME.
THURSDAY 7.11 “THE COSBY”: EVEN THOUGH WE LEARNED BILL COSBY IS A MONSTER, THE STUFF HE ONCE SOLD WAS STILL AWESOME… PUDDING. UNLIKE BILL, IT’S DELICIOUS AND WON’T HARM YOU. YOU GET 675 BOXES OF THE STUFF, BUT THE MILK IS ON YOU. YOU’LL NEED 2 CUPS PER BOX… SO 84.3 GALLONS OF IT!
FRIDAY, 7.12 “LIKE MARIA BRINK SAYS, ‘ENERGIZE ME'”: A CRAP TON OF 5 HOUR ENERGY! WE’RE TALKING MORE THAN 16 CASES – 495 BOTTLES. THAT’S 2,475 HOURS OF ENERGY OR 6.78 HOURS OF EXTRA ENERGY PER DAY. IMAGINE WHAT YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH, IF YOU’RE HEART DOESN’T EXPLODE.
WEEK #7 COLORADO ADVENTURES #2:
MONDAY, 7.15 “THE DELIVERANCE AKA SQUEAL LIKE A PIG”: HIT THE RIVER FOR A FLY FISHING ADVENTURE ON THE ARKANSAS AND, IN CASE OF A HILLBILLY ATTACK, A KILLER INSTINCT LETHAL 405 FPS CROSSBOW TO DEFEND YOURSELF.
TUESDAY, 7.16 “MOUNTAIN MAN”: QUIT THAT DEAD END JOB AND FOLLOW THE POWDER THIS WINTER. WITH YOUR 2024 – 25 EPIC LOCAL PASS, YOU’LL OWN BRECK, KEYSTONE, AND CRESTED BUTTE ANYTIME YOU WANT PLUS PICK 10 FULL DAYS AT VAIL AND BEAVER CREEK.
WEDNESDAY, 7.17 “THE CRAZY TRAIN”: ALL ABOARD – A TRIP FOR 4 ON THE ROYAL GORGE RAILROAD. IT’S A FIRST CLASS LUNCH EXPERIENCE AS YOU ROLL THROUGH THE HISTORIC 1,250 FOOT CANYON.
THURSDAY, 7.18 “WE WERE GONNA DO A ROBERT KRAFT JOKE, BUT DON’T WANT TO PISS OFF TOM BRADY”: A SPA DAY, WHATEVER YOU WANT. HAVE FUN, RELAX. JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID AND GET ARRESTED AND EMBARRASS AN ENTIRE NFL FRANCHISE, OKAY?
FRIDAY, 7.19 “JURASSIC PORK”: ROAM THE LAND THE DINOSAURS ONCE ROAMED WITH A WEEKEND AT THE DINOSAUR NATIONAL PARK IN NORTHWEST COLORADO. 2 NIGHTS OF HOTEL AND 3 DAYS OF DINO HUNTING, PLUS A PIT BOSS PORTABLE SMOKER FOR THE PORK PART. (PIT BOSS PORTABLE MAHOGANY SERIES 15PPS PELLET GRILL)
WEEK #8 NEW TECH #2 ELECTRIC BOOG-A-LOOG:
MONDAY, 7.22 “CURE FOR SEX ADDICTION”: SWAP OUT YOUR MODE OF TRANSPORTATION FOR A SWEET NEW EVERCROSS EV10K PRO ELECTRIC SCOOTER AND A COOL HELMET THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE THE MOVIE “MONSTER PREDATOR”. YOU’LL SAVE SO MUCH MONEY NOW THAT YOU HAVE NO CAR PAYMENTS, NO INSURANCE PAYMENTS, NO GAS, AND NO DATES!
TUESDAY, 7.23 “WHAT’S WITH ALL THE CAMERAS THERE, JEFFREY EPSTEIN?”: FULL RING CAM SET UP TO KEEP EYES ON YOUR ABODE. 4 OF THE NEW RING PAN TILT INDOOR CAMS, 3 SPOTLIGHT CAMS, PLUS AN ALARM CONTACT SENSOR 6-PACK. FROM CREEPY PROWLERS TO FORMER PRESIDENTS GETTING FREAKY, YOU’LL SEE IT ALL.
WEDNESDAY, 7.24 “MEAT, CHARCOAL, AND GRAVITY – MY 3 BEST FRIENDS”: THE NEWEST IN SMOKE TECH. A MASTERBUILT 1050 GRAVITY FED CHARCOAL GRILL/SMOKER. FROM 130 DEGREES TO 600… THIS THING DOES IT ALL. WE’LL THROW IN 2 PORK BUTTS FOR YOUR FIRST SMOKE! ELEVATE YOUR MEAT GAME.
THURSDAY, 7.25 “I HAVE VIRTUALLY NO FRIENDS”: WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN YOU HAVE THE METAVERSE!!??? HIDE IN THE SHELL OF YOUR NEW WORLD WITH THE METQUEST 3 512GB COMFORT BUNDLE WITH SOME COOL ACCESSORIES LIKE THE VR GOLF CLUB AND THE VR PISTOL GRIPS.
FRIDAY, 7.26 “UNLIKE MY BARISTA, MY SMARTPHONE CAN’T SPIT IN MY COFFEE”: INTEGRATE THE FIRST 2 THINGS YOU USE EVERY MORNING, YOUR PHONE AND YOUR COFFEE MAKER! WITH THE PHILLIPS 4300 SERIES FULLY AUTOMATIC ESPRESSO MACHINE, IT MAKES COFFEE, ESPRESSO, CAPPUCCINOS, LATTES, AND MORE. ALL GUARANTEED SPIT FREE.
WEEK #9 RIPPED FROM THE HEADLINES:
MONDAY, 7.29 “SLOW WHITE BRONCO”: CELEBRATE THE SECOND MOST FAMOUS SLOW WHITE BRONCO IN THE HISTORY OF SLOW WHITE BRONCOS… JOHN ELWAY… WITH AN AUTOGRAPHED ELWAY JERSEY.
TUESDAY, 7.30 “LIKE OCEANGATE, BUT SAFER”: EXPLORE THE MARIANA TRENCH OR THE TITANIC WITHOUT GETTING POPPED LIKE A PIMPLE WITH THE GLADIUS MINI UNDERWATER SUBMERSIBLE DRONE.
WEDNESDAY, 7.31 “HUSH MONEY”: NEED TO PAY SOMEONE OFF SO THEY WILL SHUT THE HELL UP BUT DON’T WANT A PAPER TRAIL? WELL THIS ONE’S FOR YOU. CONVERT YOUR BIG ASS CHECK INTO SINGLE DOLLAR BILLS THEN HIDE IT IN BOOKS OR YOUR MATTRESS UNTIL YOU’RE IN NEED OF A LITTLE SHUTTY MONEY.
THURSDAY, 8.1 “JOIN THE RESISTANCE”: 2 HIGH END BWINE F7GB2 DRONES. THEY ROCK A 4K CAMERA WITH A 9,800 FOOT RANGE AND 50 MINUTES OF FLIGHT TIME. WHY 2? JUST IN CASE YOU “LOSE” ONE IN A RUSSIAN TANK, YOU’LL HAVE A SPARE.
FRIDAY, 8.2 “THE PATRIOT”: SO YOU’RE ALL IN ON ONE OF THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, HUH? WELL PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS AND DONATE IT ALL TO YOUR GUYS’ SUPER PAC. REGARDLESS OF WHO GETS YOUR CASH, IT WILL ALL BE SPENT ON ADULT DIAPERS.
WEEK #10 ROCK ‘N ROLL LIFESTYLE:
MONDAY, 8.5 “THE MUNSON”: SHRED LIKE THAT LITTLE DUDE FROM STRANGER THINGS WITH A KIRK HAMMET GUITAR/MINI AMP/MASTER OF PUPPETS GUITAR TAB. (ESP LTD KH202 SIGNATURE GUITAR/FENDER FRONTMAN 20G AMP)
TUESDAY, 8.6 “THAT’S GOTTA BE A RECORD”: TURNTABLE AND HUGE STACK OF VINYL. THE AUDIO-TECHNICA (AT-LP120XUSB-BK) TURNTABLE AND $500 TO SPEND FOR A STACK OF VINYL FROM YOUR FAVORITE RECORD STORE.
WEDNESDAY, 8.7 “IT’S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD”: DRY KIBBLE??!! THAT MIGHT BE ENOUGH FOR DOG OWNERS THAT DON’T LOVE THEIR DOGS, BUT YOUR FOUR LEGGED ROCKSTAR DESERVES BETTER. GRAB A YEAR’S WORTH OF MAIL ORDERED PREMIUM DOG FOOD PLUS BISSELL TURBOCLEAN CARPET CLEANER, JUST IN CASE YOUR PUP PULLS A MARILYN MANSON AND TAKES A DUMP ON YOUR CARPET.
THURSDAY, 8.8 “MY POSSE’S GETTING BIG AND MY POSSE’S GETTING BIGGER”: “BART” YOUR PERSONAL BARTENDER (THE BARTESIAN PREMIUM COCKTAIL MACHINE), “JOE” YOUR PERSONAL CHEF ($500 OF FROZEN MEALS FROM TRADER JOE’S), AND YOUR PERSONAL TRAINER “ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER” (1 YEAR MEMBERSHIP TO “THE PUMP CLUB“… ARNOLD’S APP).
FRIDAY, 8.9 “THE MUNSON 2”: THE ROSE BOWLING BALL ERNIE MCCRACKEN (BILL MURRAY) USED TO BEAT ROY MUNSON (WOODY HARRELSON) IN THE MOVIE “KINGPIN”… ALRIGHT, NOT THE ORIGINAL ONE (JACK BLACK BOUGHT THAT ONE FOR $40,000), BUT A SWEET REPLICA, BOWLING BALL BAG, NEW BOWLING SHOES, AND A BOWLING PARTY FOR YOU AND 9 FRIENDS.
WEEK #11 RANDO:
MONDAY, 8.12 “YOU ARE FOWL, SIR”: GROW YOUR OWN AND GET SOME OF THAT BIG EGG MONEY!!! A CHICKEN COOP THAT FITS 6 BIRDS (PRODUCER’S PRIDE SENTINEL CHICKEN COOP), FOOD, AND SOME CUTE BABY CHICKS TO GET YOU GOING. PLUS YOU’LL HAVE ENOUGH LEFTOVER FOR ONE OF THOSE SWEET “NO CLUCKS GIVEN” T-SHIRTS.
TUESDAY, 8.13 “JUST LIKE TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE”: 365 PAIRS OF SOCKS FOR YOU AND A FRIEND (JUST LIKE TREY AND MATT GOT IN THEIR FIRST SOUTHPARK CONTRACT)! CHOOSE EITHER COOPLUS ANKLE SOCKS OR HANES CREW SOCKS PLUS GRAB A 1 YEAR SUBSCRIPTION TO THE PARAMOUNT STREAMER TO GET ALL THE SOUTHPARK STUFF.
WEDNESDAY, 8.14 “AWW, HAIL NO!”: FEAR HAIL NO MORE WITH A 12X20 FOOT HEAVY DUTY GALVANIZED METAL CAR SHELTER KIT (WAYFAIR CARPORT METAL CANOPY – WLSY3946). SURE IT MAY BE A LITTLE LOUD DURING BIG STORMS, BUT HEY, THAT’S THE DEAFENING SOUND OF NO HAIL DAMAGE!
THURSDAY, 8.15 “NO QUARTERS, NO PROBLEM”: ENJOY CUTTING EDGE VIDEO GAME TECHNOLOGY… FROM 1982 WITH A RETRO GAMING CABINET, MRS. PACMAN TABLETOP GAME SYSTEM WITH 12 OLD GAMES: PACMAN, GALAGA, DIG DUG, AND MORE.
FRIDAY, 8.16 “GREAT WATER WAR OF 2024”: MAKE THE WAR IN UKRAINE PALE IN COMPARISON TO YOUR OWN WATER WAR 3. ONCE YOU ARE ARMED WITH 20 OF THE MOST POWERFUL SQUIRT PISTOLS MADE (“WEAL MAKER” RECHARGABLE WATER GUN, ALMOST 2,000 RAPID FILL SELF SEALING WATER BALLOONS, AND 5,000 YARD BALLOON SLINGSHOTS… NO ONE CAN STOP YOU.
WEEK #12 JOCK WEEK:
MONDAY, 8.19 HATCHER’S “MAKING THE GRADE”: GET YOUR COMIC BOOK COLLECTION CERTIFIED! SHIP YOUR MOST COLLECTIBLE BOOKS TO C.G.C. FOR A PROFESSIONAL GRADING, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY’RE WORTH. KICK IN 300 COMIC BAGS AND BACKING BOARDS PLUS SHIPPING BOXES AND SOME RED BULL AND VODKA TO DROWN YOUR SORROWS IF THEY’RE NOT WORTH ANYTHING.
TUESDAY, 8.20 THE WEEKEND GIRLS – MO & LISA
MO’S “SHRINK THAT CARBON FOOTPRINT”: OFFSET ALL THE DAMAGE YOU DO TO MAMA EARTH BY SWAPPING OUT YOUR GAS LAWN GEAR FOR E-POWER! CORDLESS MOWER = (GREENWORKS 80 VOLT 21″) $450, WEED EATER AND LEAF BLOWER SET (DEWALT 20 VOLT) = $290, EXTRA BATTERIES AND CHARGERS = $200, THE SMUG FEELING YOU HAVE KNOWING YOU’RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE = ABSOLUTELY FREE.
LISA’S “8 WONDERS OF SOCO”: YOU AND 3 OF YOUR FRIENDS HEAD TO SOME OF THE BEST SOUTHERN COLORADO HAS TO OFFER LIKE SEVEN FALLS, THE ZOO, ROYAL GORGE, CAVE OF THE WINDS, COG RAILWAY, THE NORTH POLE, AND 4 HOURS OF E-BIKING AT GARDEN OF THE GODS.
WEDNESDAY, 8.21 EMILY’S “FOO FIGHTING”: A 2 NIGHT RV RENTAL, $200 IN GAS, AND ADMISSION AND CAMPING PASS AT THE UFO WATCHTOWER… IN THE UFO FILLED SAN LUIS VALLEY. ANAL PROBING NOT GUARANTEED AND SOLD SEPARATELY.
THURSDAY, 8.22 SID’S “SIDNEY WONKA”: 4 BARS OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE IN THE WORLD “RAN HARVEST ECUADORIAN DARK CHOCOLATE“… IT’S $200 A BAR… PLUS 4 BULK PACKS OF HERSHEY BARS SO YOU CAN STILL KEEP IT REAL.
FRIDAY, 8.23 ROSS AND SUMMER
ROSS’S “WHAT ARE YOU, LIKE 12 YEARS OLD?”: MEGATRON G1 FLAGSHIP TRANSFORMERS AUTOCOVERTING ROBOT, THE WORLD’S FIRST AUTOCOVERTING DECEPTION ROBOT. CONVERTS FROM ROBOT TO TANK AUTOMATICALLY, HAS 112 ULTRA BRIGHT LED LIGHTS, AND CAN BE CONTROLLED BY YOUR SMARTPHONE.
SUMMER’S “BIODOME SUMMER”: A QUICK TRIP TO VEGAS TO TRIP OUT AT “THE SPHERE EXPERIENCE: POSTCARD FROM EARTH” (TOUR THE NEW VENUE EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT). 1 WEEKNIGHT WITH STANDARD AIRFARE FOR 2 AND TICKETS TO THE SHOW.
WEEK #13 STAY-CATIONS:
MONDAY, 8.26 “100% OF THE THRILL, 0% CHANCE OF THE HORRIBLE DEATH”: INDOOR SKYDIVING!! YOU AND UP TO 11 OF YOUR FRIENDS GET YOUR OWN PRIVATE SESSION. WITH 24 TOTAL FLIGHTS AND 2.5 HOURS IN THE “SKY”, EVERYTHING’S INCLUDED EXCEPT DEATH BY SUDDEN STOP.
TUESDAY, 8.27 “I JUST ZIPPED IN MY PANTS”: IT’S OFF TO THE HIGHEST, LONGEST, AND MOST EXHILERATING ZIP LINES IN THE STATE!! YOU AND 8 OF YOUR BUDDIES WILL CLIMB 65 FEET INTO THE SKY AND HIT THE ZIP LINES FOR ALMOST A MILE! WITH SPEEDS OVER 40 MPH, YOU MAY JUST ZIP YOUR PANTS.
WEDNESDAY, 8.28 “NIGHT AT THE BROADMOOR”: AN ALL INCLUSIVE 1 NIGHT STAY IN THE LODGE AT CLOUD CAMP. IT SITS AT 10,000 FT ATOP CHEYENNE MOUNTAIN AND WAS ONCE THE OLD PARTY PLACE FOR ONE OF COLORADO SPRINGS’ FOUNDING FATHERS… AND BOOZE HOUND… SPENCER PENROSE. IT’S HOT TUBS, PICKLEBALL, AMAZING VIEWS, AND IN HONOR OF SPENCER… GOOD BOOZE!
THURSDAY, 8.29 “DAVE AND BUSTER’S”: POP ALL THAT NEWFOUND CASH ONTO A D&B CARD AND GO NUTS! YOU CAN SPEND HOURS UPON HOURS PLAYING GAMES OR SPEND IT ON FOOD… $943 WILL ALMOST GET YOU 2 BURGERS AND A COKE.
FRIDAY, 8.30 “TOUCH MY MONKEY AND LOVE MY BEAVER”: GET SOME QUALITY TIME WITH AN UPCLOSE MEETING WITH ANIMALS OF YOUR CHOOSING: SLOTHS, RHINOS, BEARS, LIONS, ORAGUTANS, OTTERS, ELEPHANTS, AND MORE. PLUS YOUR MONEY GOES TO HELP FUND ONE OF THE BEST ZOOS IN THE COUNTRY.
