“You Had Me At Bacon” #17
My 9 baconisim’s;
1. I only eat bacon from pigs that were fed bacon.
2. Bake-in and bay-kin are not bacon.
3. Bacon grease is a good lubricant.
4. Bacon can be traded for sex.
5. Substituting Canadian bacon is treason.
6. Wake & Bacon is the best.
7. Makin’ Bacon’ would be the name of my directorial debut in porn.
8. Kevin is lucky to have such a cool last name.
9. Bacon breath is hot.