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Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

Here’s why…

Your guaranteed to get a little something in the sack… The uglier you look the easier it is to get some… You can do the whole neighborhood… If you don’t like what you get you can always go next door… No need to compliment the person who gave you some… It’s ok when the person your with fantasizes your someone else because you are…

Picking up my pumpkins up this weekend. This year i’m looking for the most deformed, ugly and grotesque ones that I can find and that no else wants.

Regret your weekend. It’ll be good for you.

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