Who is the better guitarist?
I wish I had 16 salteen crackers right about now!
I wish I had 16 sateen crackers right about now!
Jack white is thinking – “Why Can’t I crack the top 100 Popular Artists on Billboard”
I can’t believe I came all the way to Chicago to see a home team lose AGAIN after leaving Denver.
ohhhh my hemroids are flaring up
dammit all to hell of all days to go to a game 7 nation army appreciation day
..ugh…I brushed my hair for THIS?
No one never offers me gum!
I wish I was at home watching the three amigos on netflix.
You’d look like this too if you were from Detroit.
Awwww I wish I didn’t trust that fart
(It’s not me it’s the cubs that stink)
Why are you all sweaty? Did you touch my drum set?
JACK WANT HOT DOG AND BEER! JACK SMASH!
I don’t always crap my pants in public…
But when i do this is what I look like!
Spell check, gotta love it.
“So, Let me get this straight…I married my SISTER??
Cubs game? I thought this was the bears training camp!
Did i leave the oven on?
How was I tricked into buying a ticket to a little league game
“I wish someone would ask me for my autograph. It is lonely being me….”
“Why does Leo decaprio get all the attention?” I’m jack white damit
“First everyone steals my sound, now everyone is wearing Cubs gear… just like me… WTF!?”
That moment when you realize the cubs suck more than the rockies
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