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A Florida pilot out for a jaunt in his private two-seater yesterday took an unusual path from Kissimee toward Florida’s western coast, dipping south toward Lakeland, and then suddenly heading due Nort—he drew a big dick in the sky, okay? His flight path was 20 miles of penis and testes.
The hard-working people of Akron, Ohio have been UNDER SIEGE for three years now . . . at the hands and butt cheeks of a master criminal. But finally there’s a glimmer of hope. Someone has been terrorizing the people of Akron by secretly POOPING on their cars in the middle of the night. […]