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Ox’s Blog: 1000 People Play Smells Like Teen Spirit, Still Can’t Understand The Words

Remember a few years ago when 1000 people got together and played the Foo Fighter’s tune Learn To Fly in order to get the band to play their town? The 1000 piece band is back and now I think they might be trying to raise Kurt Cobain from the dead. The musicians are gathered in what looks like a soccer stadium and crank out the Nirvana classic to a lot of lights and people in the stands. Unfortunately I still cannot understand the lyrics to the song, so I guess they nailed it! Also, what’s with the dude in the 80’s sport coat waving a towel above his head?

Ox’s Blog: Ghost Is Selling A $100 Dildo!?

Your pals from Ghost are having a special Valentine’s Day sale. Some of the items are pretty normal, t-shirt, pint glasses, jewelry, but then you see the $100 GOLD PAPA EMERITUS DILDO!! That’s right, $100, for a dildo, not even a vibrator! Techincally it’s called the Phallos Mortuus dildo. You do get a nice logo adorned bag to go along with it, but the bag is likely to draw attention, so it’s not the best if you’re trying to be discreet. Additionally the band is selling a few condoms for $20, not as expensive as the dildo, but still expensive as condoms are concerned. No word on whether or not the dildo is anatomically the same as the Papa’s donger, but it probably is, right? The only other band that I have heard of selling dildo’s is Rammstein, who had a box set of six, one from each member of the band. I know that I wouldn’t pay $100 for the dildo, but if you are going too you might as well get some more use out of it. Below is a quick list of things that you can also use your $100 Phallos Mortuus dildo for:

  • Rolling Pin
  • Toilet Paper Roll Replacement Holder
  • Drink Stirrer
  • Meat Tenderizer
  • Door Stop
  • Pet Chew Toy
  • Self Defense Weapon
  • Pointing Device For Workplace Presentations
  • And More!

If you want to get your own limited edition dildo, or something else from the sale, you can grab yours here!