For years I have been threatening to go as Captain F***ing Spaulding for Halloween and this year I really want to do it. But… I don’t have any skills to do makeup like that, I need the jacked up teeth and bald wig to look good too. So are you a badass with a brush? A mistress of makeup? Let me know. I want to hire you if you’ve got the chops!
Oh look, your favorite podcast that isn’t even a podcast and only lasts two minutes is back! Do you care what I think about Miley Cyrus and Avril Lavigne? Probably not, but it only takes two minutes so listen anyway!