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“THE RESURRECTION”

CHANT THE WORDS “MECKA HECKA HIGH MECKA HINEY HO” THREE TIMES AND BRING A PREVIOUSLY SELECTED PRIZE BACK FROM THE DEAD! (ITCHY AND SCRATCHY OR GAMER’S WET DREAM)

THE “PICK A PART TIMER”

Choose the

“Bruce Wang (aka Jocks Against Humanity)

YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS GET TO COME DOWN TO KILO KONTROL AND PLAY A RUTHLESS GAME OF CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (W/ ALL THE EXPANSION PACKS OF COURSE) WITH YOUR FAVORITE KILO JOCKS! PLUS WE’LL GET YOU WHATEVER KIND OF FOOD YOU WANT AND TWO FULL KEGS OF BEER OF YOUR CHOICE! WE’LL ALSO THROW IN A GO PRO CAMERA SO WE CAN RECORD THE GAME, UPLOAD IT TO YOUTUBE AND SHOW ALL YOUR FRIENDS HOW BAD OF A PERSON YOU REALLY ARE. AND TO TOP IT OFF, YOU’LL GET A CASE OF MOUTHWASH TO RINSE ALL THOSE DIRTY WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH…

OR

The “Blow It Out Your OZ”

    • ADOPT­A­BAT/ SPONSOR A BAT IN NEED AT THE BAT WORLD SANCTUARY IN TEXAS (OZZY BIT THE HEAD OFF ONE, SO WHY NOT GIVE BACK?)
    • BLACK BOX: THE COMPLETE ORIGINAL BLACK SABBATH (1970­1978) BOX SET
    • BLACK SABBATH ­ RULES OF HELL CD BOX SET (DIO ERA)
    • BLACK SABBATH ­ 13 LIMITED EDITION VINYL (2 LP)
    • BLACK SABBATH LIVE… GATHERED IN THEIR MASSES (DVD)
    • CHIPOTLE MEXICAN GRILL $60 GIFT CARD (OZZY’S FAVORITE BURRITO!)
    • CONVERSE ALL STAR HIGH TOP ‘BLACK SABBATH’ SNEAKERS (3 STYLES TO CHOOSE FROM)
    • HARD ROCK CAFE DENVER $100 GIFT CARD (SEE THE JACKET WORN BY TONY IOMMI ON DISPLAY)
    • I AM OZZY BOOK (HARDCOVER)
    • IRON MAN: MY JOURNEY THROUGH HEAVEN AND HELL WITH BLACK SABBATH BY TONY IOMMI BOOK (HARDCOVER)
    • MCFARLANE TOYS OZZY OSBOURNE COLLECTIBLE ULTRA ACTION FIGURE
    • OFF THE RAILS: ABOARD THE CRAZY TRAIN IN THE BLIZZARD OF OZZ BOOK (PAPERBACK) BY RUDY SARZO PAPERBACK
    • OZZY OSBOURNE ­ OZZY LIVE LIMITED EDITION VINYL (2 LP)
    • OZZY OSBOURNE ­ BLIZZARD OF OZZ/ DIARY OF A MADMAN 30
    • THE WIZARD OF OZ: 75TH ANNIVERSARY LIMITED COLLECTOR’S EDITION (BLU­RAY 3D/ MULTI­FORMAT, 5­DISC VERSION)

KILO VIRAL VIXEN – HOLLY B.

HOLLY B.

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HOLLY B. IS THE
VIRAL VIXEN FOR AUGUST 2015

My name is Holly I’m 32 years old I have four kids 13, 11, 9, 8, three girls one boy my boy is the 11 year old. I love my family and I have a husband of 15 yrs, I do enjoy cooking and cleaning making sure my home is clean it’s kinda hard with a full house though! My career goal is to become a medical asst some day in the future!

THE “ROSS (aka Fish Sticks)”

A 55 GALLON AQUARIUM (FULLY SET UP W/ FILTER, HEATER, GRAVEL, PLANTS AND FISH) AND A YEARS SUPPLY OF FISH STICKS (1 BOX A WEEK 52 TOTAL BOXES).  THEN YOU CAN SIT IN FRONT OF YOUR NEW TANK SHOVING FISH STICK AFTER FISH STICK IN YOUR MOUTH TO SHOW YOUR NEW FRIENDS WHO YOU ARE… A SADISTIC GAY FISH.